InsanityNow

This generic Private helped kill over one thousand aliens and still tries to protect Earth by wandering around high-risk areas and blasting the (expletive) out of aliens and zombies.

InsanityNow is currently lost and nobody knows where the hell he is. Most people didn't even know he existed.

Training
Any information we get is directly from him. Apparently, he:
 * Gets 70+ minutes a day defying gravity.
 * Kills to win and not to survive.

Biography
InsanityNow is a jack-of-all-trades because of his genetic patterns. Not much is known about why some of his genetic pattern is similar to that of the aliens invading Earth, but scientists and scholars believe it to be from odd ancestry, or from a genetic disease. He is almost always silent at gatherings, on the extremely rare chance you get at even meeting him in person.

Weapons
As InsanityNow is a jack-of-all-trades, he switches out his weapons constantly.

His apparent favorites are the Magnum and the Shotgun.